at the wet xmas party

we played "never have i ever"; there was a dog in a santa suit and, in the morning, yellow snow

i no longer feel validated by taking a sip of beer when someone says "never have i ever licked or eaten food items out of my partner's belly button during sex"

this kid with an earring kept trying to high-five me and i was like dude what am i doing with my life, i can't put that on a résumé